Phone Etiquette ?

Ring Ring
Me: "Hello?"
Old Man: "Wow! Your voice is kind of sexy!"
M: (squirming uncomfortably) "Umm ... Thanks ... I guess. Is there something else I can help you with?"
So this is a scenario I seem to encounter often ... Is there some sort of etiquette I should be following when someone tells me that?

Life Lessons

So, most of you know my obsession with good / bad hygiene, I am morally opposed to bad hygiene. Just to help a few of you out (mostly people in my health class this semester) here are a few tips to make life more enjoyable for you and others that may be forced to sit near you in class, or on a bus, or share and office with you, or just be near you period.
1. SHOWER! EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! I don't know why this seems to be hard for some people, but seriously, it needs to be done. This one is not arguable (not that any of these tips are).
2. BRUSH YOUR TEETH! Also, not that hard, 3-4 minutes in the morning and at night, a little mouthwash and floss goes a long way too.
3. Wear clean clothes. It is NOT acceptable to be wearing dirty clothes all over the place. (exceptions would include on your way home from the gym, they do not include the fact that you were too lazy to change your gym clothes from the night before).
4. Do NOT under ANY circumstances pick your scabs and eat them in class (or anywhere for that matter)!!!!! You think I am kidding, but I witnessed this in class today ... I go to college, it is not like I am talking about small children, this woman is pursuing a Bachelor's degree! EEEEEWWWWW!!
5. Wear shoes out in public because we do not want to see your nasty Hobbit feet. This one seems like a no brainer, but witnessed this in class today too.
6. Wash your hands repeatedly throughout the day with soap! Sing "Happy Birthday" to yourself twice, or the alphabet, or "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", whatever floats your boat as long as you are scrubbing after going to the bathroom, before eating, after touching dirty things, etc.
7. Last but not least, when you are eating Cheetos make sure that they do not fall into the crevices of your keyboard; you may not know who will get that keyboard next.
These are just a few simple and easy things that you can do to make your life and those aroung you just a little better. We thank you all for your participation!!

Aahhh Life! :)

I know, I should be doing homework . . . but my mom gave me a copy of the Ensign today and told me it had articles in it for me ... "Having the confidence to marry"
When I first got divorced there was nothing in the world that I wanted more than to get married and have kids. In my mind I imagined some sweet returned missionary with glasses, and quite frankly a nerd. I had my "stepford husband" all planned out. You know, the sunday school answers for the perfect husband. I would have done anything to get that, so I went to a single's ward (even the name makes me feel squemish) and I felt completely awkward! Only my friends knew that I was divorced, other than that I did not advertise that information. As I watched all of the guys (boys) in the ward I realized that there had to be more out there ... how could I settle for a guy who still lived with his mom? Yes, I know that I moved back in with my parents, but that isn't the point that I am trying to make.
These boys were just that, and they seemed to have no life experiences, to put it lightly they were dull. Anytime someone talked in church it seemed to be a contest to see how many times they could bring up their mission in class. That was all they knew how to talk about.
After reading the articles in the Ensign today I realized that I no longer have that strong desire to get married. Don't get me wrong, I would love to be married again and eventually have little tow-headed kids running around. I can't wait to be driving a carpool in my SUV and other soccer mom-ish accesories, but I always thought that having the perfect husband would make my life complete. I know now that it is just the beginning, I cannot rely on someone else to make me happy!! I need to work on becoming the person that I want to be, the person that I am destined to be, not waiting for that special someone to come and sweep me off my feet and make me happy.
I have learned time and time again, things don't work on my timeline, I have to trust that things are happening at certain times for certain reasons. Come what may and love it!! And I'm trying to do just that, my life is far from what I thought it would be, but I wouldn't change it for a second. I wouldn't be where I'm at today without everything that I have gone through and I know I complain way more than I should, and I know that I let people drive me crazy with even the tiniest things, but I really am blessed in my life and can't imagine ever having taken a different path.