I would post pictures of my tonsils, post-op, but I don't want to completely gross anyone out, so just imagine some nasty hunks of meatball-ish yuckiness well over an inch in diameter. I was having problems breathing at night, and when I would open my mouth my tonsils would squish my uvula together, so I had them removed a couple of weeks ago. For the first couple of days it was pretty painful, so I just hung out at the house and Stan took care of me. As the 5th day was ending I mentioned to Stan, "This has been pretty bad, but if this is the worst day, I think I'll be alright." Those were the worst words I could have spoken. The next day I was eating a couple of bites of applesauce and I felt like a river of warm flooded down my throat (weird for eating cold applesauce), I went upstairs and spit in the sink ... more blood than I even knew a human body could hold. I called Stan at work and he rushed home, but when I called the hospital they only seemed partially concerned that it looked like I had murdered a small pony in my bathroom, so I had to wait a couple of hours. We went to the doctor and he re-cauterized my throat and gave me some antibiotics just in case there was infection. The re-cauterizing was really bad, I stopped talking and just started writing notes to Stan for a couple of days because I was hurting so much. The antibiotics were pills and I almost died when the pharmacist gave them to me, so I had him make them in smaller pills, but I still had to take six a day. After I had been taking the pills for a few days I realized that I am allergic and I was completely covered in hives. Lovely. I called my ENT and he prescribed another antibiotic, but still had to go to my primary care to get rid of the hives. When I saw him he told me that I was probably allergic to the second one, too. I was a giant, purple, miserable, hive for over a week. But, now I'm mostly back, thanks to my sweet nurse who took care of me 24/7, he even woke up at 1am to me freaking out thinking that I had ringworm, actually I'm just allergic to the heart monitor stickers. So, that's my tonsil story, I did lose ten pounds, if you're looking for a really awful diet plan, try it.